Feeding the Ducks

 One of my few wonderful memories as a child is throwing bread to the ducks, and, "They're EATING it!!!" Now of course you've got to look around if you want to throw a crumb because sure enough someone will come along and tell you you're wrong. Next thing you know they'll tell you that a goose can break a man's arm. 

Beg pardon about the pixelated lines.